I kept hanging flyers all over the campus, but no one ever came to our shows. In hindsight, our band probably could have come up with a better name than Lost Dog.
Topic: animals
Animal jokes, pet memes, wildlife weirdness, and creature-based chaos for anyone who suspects nature has been trolling us this whole time.
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Just remember: If it weren’t for animal testing, we wouldn’t know that animal testing
Just remember: If it weren’t for animal testing, we wouldn’t know that animal testing can be harmful to animals.
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Be careful if you flip the bird to a proctologist: You might be inadvertently giving him
Be careful if you flip the bird to a proctologist: You might be inadvertently giving him the secret fraternal high sign.
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I can sit and watch my cat play with a ball of string for hours.
I can sit and watch my cat play with a ball of string for hours. It takes so little to amuse his tiny brain!
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*Strangling* fish in a barrel, although not as easy, is ultimately more satisfying.
*Strangling* fish in a barrel, although not as easy, is ultimately more satisfying.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Frame a man for murder and the state will feed him every day for 25-to-life.
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What a bargain this invisible fencing is.
What a bargain this invisible fencing is. It even came with an invisible dog!
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For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at
For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at the bad guys’ lair covered in bird guts.
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Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat?
Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat? Noticing that it’s blowing in from the air vent.
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Of course there’s a reason to beat a dead horse.
Of course there’s a reason to beat a dead horse. It shows all the other horses that you mean business.
