Social Security Kind

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Nina and Liz are having a conversation during their lunch break.

Nina asks, “So, Liz, how’s your sex life these days?”

Liz replies, “Oh, you know. It’s the usual, Social Security kind.”

“Social Security?” Nina asked quizzically.

“Yeah, you get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.”

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Looking over my 401(k) statement recently made me queasy — even

Looking over my 401(k) statement recently made me queasy — even more so when I looked up to notice the smartphone-illuminated meth-mouth of the hooker who was riding me at the time.

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Posted: April 26, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: money, relationships, sex
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