This guy is driving through California and picks up a hitchhiker. They continue down the road until they come upon a sheep with its head caught in the fence. The driver, overcome with emotion, pulls off the road and says, “Oh, I can’t just drive past without doing something about this… I’ll be right back.”
He gets out of the car, goes up to the sheep, and starts fucking it from behind. When done, he walks back to the car and gets in.
The California guy goes, “Damn! I’ve never seen anything like that.”
The driver says, “You ought to try it, it’s fantastic.”
The California guy goes, “…Yea, it did look like a lot of fun, what the hell, I’ll do it!”
He gets out of the car, walks over to the fence, and sticks his head through it.
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