The Top 17 Safe Porn Movies (R-rated)
17. Cold Shower Mountain
16. The Abstinent-Minded Professor
15. The Silence of the Loins
14. Mickey Blue Balls
13. Boys on the Side of Caution
12. Full Metal Chastity Belt
11. Harry Potter and the Extremely Dog-Eared Issue of Swank
10. The Longest Yawn
9. Emmanuelle Goes Pennsylvania Dutch
8. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice… Have a Lovely Game of Bridge
7. Bone Alone
6. Fakin’ 2: Battery-Operated Boogaloo
5. Debbie Does Bupkis
4. Papa’s Celibate Condition
3. White Men Can’t Hump
2. Girl on Girl, Interrupted
1. All Quiet on the Wankin’ Front
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