The Top 16 Worst Movie Quotes to Utter During Sex
16. “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night!”
15. “All I wanna do is go the distance.”
14. “I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself.”
13. “It’s not a tumor!”
12. “I feel the need… the need for speed.”
11. “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told.”
10. “My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter!”
9. “Say ‘hello’ to my little friend.”
8. “At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?”
7. “We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
6. “I can’t hold ‘er anymore, Cap’n!”
5. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
4. “I call him ‘Mini-Me.’”
3. “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.”
2. “Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!”
1. “That’ll do, pig.”
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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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