The Top 15 Songs of the Summer

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15. Sunburning Down the House

14. Humidity for the Devil

13. Sweat, Caroline

12. In the Air Conditioning Tonight

11. Juice Box Hero

10. Happiness Is a Warm Sun

9. Burn! Burn! Burn!

8. The Fool on the Grill

7. Gimme Swelter

6. Bake It Off

5. This Is What You Shaved For

4. Tan by Your Man

3. Smells Like Hawaiian Tropic SPF 30

2. Rolling in the Deet

And the number one song of the summer…

1. Can’t Stop the Peeling

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