How is he?

“Doctor, how is he?”

“Well, he’s had a massive heart attack, and also sustained some bone fractures.”

“Can I talk to him?”

“No, unfortunately, that’s not possible right now. But if you want to tell him anything, I can pass it along.”

“Could you ask him if I passed my driving test?”

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Frame a man for murder and the state will feed him every day for 25-to-life.

Posted: February 28, 2026 (7 months ago)
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