Right Now I Just Want the Scotch

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An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, “Give me a double Scotch on the rocks.”

“What do you want to do, get me in trouble?” the barmaid asked.

“Maybe later,” the kid said. “Right now, I just want the Scotch.”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: children, drugs & alcohol, nightlife
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