Right Now I Just Want the Scotch

An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, “Give me a double Scotch on the rocks.”

“What do you want to do, get me in trouble?” the barmaid asked.

“Maybe later,” the kid said. “Right now, I just want the Scotch.”

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I’m guessing the people into scat play are not the same people

I’m guessing the people into scat play are not the same people responsible for having to clean up afterwards.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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