Shes the One That Suffers Not Me

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”

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The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”

The husband replies, “Well, not exactly. She’s the one that suffers, not me.”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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