One at a Time Boys

During a wild party at a Long Island country house, Roxanne had too much to drink and strolled outside for some air. Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a cow, searching for clover, carefully stepped over her.

Groggily, she raised her head and said, “One at a time, boys…..one at a time.”

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Humor tip: Exasperatedly muttering to your wife, “Time to make the doughnuts,” as you

Humor tip: Exasperatedly muttering to your wife, “Time to make the doughnuts,” as you get out of bed in the morning? Funny. Doing the same when she asks you for sex? Not so much.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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