Climb the Fucking Walls

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.”

The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that my dear?” she asked.

The little boy replied, “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the fucking walls if you came to visit us again.”

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Okay, dog, here’s the deal: I’ll teach you how to use a can opener, and you teach me how

Okay, dog, here’s the deal: I’ll teach you how to use a can opener, and you teach me how to lick my balls. /@rmfnord

Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, parenting
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