Climb the Fucking Walls

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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.”

The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that my dear?” she asked.

The little boy replied, “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the fucking walls if you came to visit us again.”

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Until somebody fixes my cable

I’ve recently discovered how to unite gravity with the strong and weak nuclear forces and the electromagnetic force. This finally completes the much-sought-after Grand Unified Theory that confounded even Albert Einstein. But I’m not going to tell anybody what it is until somebody fixes my cable.

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, parenting
Sensitivity: PG-13