A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cupcake while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin.”
“I know,” she replies. “I’m gonna get tits too.”
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