I’d Like a Burger and Fries Please

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A blonde walks into a library…

…and then says to the librarian, “Hi, I’d like a burger and fries please.”

**Librarian:** Ma’am, this is a library.

**Blonde:** Oh, sorry. (Whispering) “I’d like a burger and fries please.”

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: awkward, embarrassment, misunderstanding
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