I’d Like a Burger and Fries Please

A blonde walks into a library…

…and then says to the librarian, “Hi, I’d like a burger and fries please.”

**Librarian:** Ma’am, this is a library.

**Blonde:** Oh, sorry. (Whispering) “I’d like a burger and fries please.”

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It’s a shame they don’t let you take dogs to the zoo, because that would be the greatest

It’s a shame they don’t let you take dogs to the zoo, because that would be the greatest day EVER for them. They could smell hundreds of different new kinds of poop, and bark at animals from all seven continents. Why do they block dogs from experiencing such insane joy??

Posted: May 1, 2026 (5 months ago)
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