Golf Balls on the Bus

A man got on the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde woman.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he looks at her and says, “It’s golf balls.”

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she empathetically asks, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”