The Babysitter Has a Sponge Too

A little boy is in the shower with his mom.

“Mom, what’s that hairy thing in between your legs?”

She says, “That? Oh, that’s my sponge.”

Boy goes, “Ohhh okay, makes sense.”

He pauses and smiles, “Yeah, the babysitter has one too.”

Mom freezes. “Oh really?”

Boy: “Yep. I’ve seen her using it to wash Dad’s face.”

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Posted: May 2, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, misunderstanding
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