Dinner at the Boss’s House

I was having dinner at my boss’s house…

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…and his wife, serving up, said, “How many potatoes would you like?”

“I’ll just have two please,” I said.

“You don’t have to be polite,” she replied.

“Ok, I’ll just have two please, you stupid cow.”

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