Retirement Benefits Without ID

Yesterday, I went to apply for retirement benefits but forgot my wallet. The clerk said, “Just unbutton your shirt.”

I showed my gray chest hair. She said, “That’ll do,” and processed everything.

When I told my wife, she said, “You should’ve dropped your pants, maybe you’d qualify for disability too.”

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Men always think that women’s locker rooms are filled with hot, naked women oiling each

Men always think that women’s locker rooms are filled with hot, naked women oiling each other up, having sex in the hot tub and getting into pillow fights. That’s a ridiculous notion! Why would there be pillows in a locker room?

Posted: May 6, 2026 (5 months ago)
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