The Blonde and the River

A blonde was staring dumbfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side.

She yelled, “Hey, can you help me get to the other side?”

The other blonde replied, “You ARE on the other side!”

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I made the mistake of shopping for a new bed with my wife. While

I made the mistake of shopping for a new bed with my wife. While the salesperson was more than happy to indulge her questions about “plushness” and “comfort,” all I received was blank stares when I voiced concerns about the bedframe’s durability when I’m ramming it home.

Posted: May 7, 2026 (5 months ago)
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