The Big Ass Grill

A husband is out in the backyard with his wife, who is busy gardening.

He’s feeling a bit mischievous and says, “You know, honey, your butt is getting so big, it’s starting to look like that BBQ grill over there.”

The wife ignores him and keeps weeding. Later that night in bed, the husband starts making some romantic advances. His wife completely brushes him off and rolls over.

“What’s wrong?” he asks, surprised.

She replies, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

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If I were a woman, I’d want to be a lesbian so I could still be

If I were a woman, I’d want to be a lesbian so I could still be turned down by women I want to sleep with. Over the years I’ve gotten pretty good at handling that kind of rejection.

Posted: May 13, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: body image, domestic life, marital humor
Sensitivity: PG-13