Why They Charge for Air

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The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car’s gas tank and tires…

She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, “Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!”

I responded, “Inflation.”

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: daily life, driving, economics
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