The Juggler’s DUI Test

A juggler is driving to his next performance when he gets pulled over by the police.

The officer spots some matches and lighter fluid in the car and asks, “What’s all this for?”

“I’m a juggler,” the man says. “I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

The cop looks skeptical. “Oh yeah? Let’s see it.”

So the juggler gets out of the car and starts expertly juggling flaming torches on the side of the road.

The cop stands by, watching intently.

Meanwhile, a passing couple slows down to watch.

“Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m so glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”