The Worst Lover in the World

A man and a woman are lying together in the afterglow following sex.

The woman says, “You must be the worst lover in the world.”

The man defensively replies, “Oh yeah? Well, how did you figure that out in fifteen seconds?”

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Posted: May 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: marital humor, relationships, sexual innuendo
Sensitivity: PG-13