The Laxative Cough Remedy

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A drug store owner walks in and notices a man leaning stiffly against the wall.

He asks the clerk, “What’s wrong with that guy?”

The clerk says, “He came in looking for something for a cough. We were out of cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxatives.”

The owner shouts, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

The clerk replies, “Oh yeah? Look at him… he’s afraid to cough.”

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I’m Nearly at Costco Now

Don’t you just hate it when you’re sitting on the toilet and realise there’s no paper left and you have to do that silly shuffle walk with your undies around your ankles to go and get some?

Anyway, I’m nearly at Costco now…

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Posted: May 21, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: medical, miscommunication, workplace humor
Sensitivity: PG-13