The New Dress and the Math Lesson

One evening, a wife was trying on her brand-new dress in front of the mirror.

Feeling confident and excited, she walked over to her husband with a sweet smile.

Husband: “Well… from the hair, you look like an 18-year-old girl.”

Husband: “From the face, you look like a 20-year-old girl.”

Husband: “And from the body… wow, like a 22-year-old girl!”

Wife: “Aww… stop it, you’re making me blush…”

Wife: “So… overall, how old do I look?”

Husband: “Well… just add them all together.”

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Toss the Ball

In some sports you toss the ball to the fans after a victory….

You’re not supposed to do that when bowling. I know that now.

Posted: May 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: appearance, marriage humor, mathematics
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