One evening, a wife was trying on her brand-new dress in front of the mirror.
Feeling confident and excited, she walked over to her husband with a sweet smile.
Husband: “Well… from the hair, you look like an 18-year-old girl.”
Husband: “From the face, you look like a 20-year-old girl.”
Husband: “And from the body… wow, like a 22-year-old girl!”
Wife: “Aww… stop it, you’re making me blush…”
Wife: “So… overall, how old do I look?”
Husband: “Well… just add them all together.”
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