Sally and the Obstetrician

Sally, Billy Ray’s wife, pregnant with her first child, was at her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she said, “My husband wants me to ask you…”

“I know, I know,” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.”

“No, that’s not it at all,” Sally answered. “Billy Ray wants to know if I can still mow the yard.”

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Posted: May 24, 2026 (4 weeks ago)
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Topics: domestic life, marriage humor, pregnancy
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