My son came up to me this morning and asked, “Dad, can I borrow your new lawn mower to make some extra money?”
And honestly?
I got emotional for a second.
I thought, “Look at this kid… hardworking… entrepreneurial… not afraid to hustle.”
So I proudly handed him the keys.
The next day I asked, “So, how much did you make?”
He grinned and said, “$300.”
I nearly teared up. “That’s my boy.”
Then I paused.
“Wait… where’s the mower?”
He shrugged and said, “I sold it.”
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