The Worst Round of Golf

Guy gets home from golf and his wife asks, “How was the game?”

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“Terrible, Dave dropped dead of a heart attack on the third tee.”

“Oh, how awful!”

“You’re telling me! The rest of the round it was hit a shot, drag Dave, hit a shot, drag Dave…”

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