Guy gets home from golf and his wife asks, “How was the game?”
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash Chaos“Terrible, Dave dropped dead of a heart attack on the third tee.”
“Oh, how awful!”
“You’re telling me! The rest of the round it was hit a shot, drag Dave, hit a shot, drag Dave…”
Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.
No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.
Related chaos
More chaos like this
Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.
Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday
No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.
