At Christmas, a man just opened presents from his mother-in-law and she asks, “Where’s mine?”
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Unleash ChaosHe says, “I didn’t get you anything this year.”
Visibly upset, she asks why.
He says, “You never used what I got you last year.”
She yelled, “IT WAS A BURIAL PLOT!”
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