The Unused Christmas Gift

At Christmas, a man just opened presents from his mother-in-law and she asks, “Where’s mine?”

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He says, “I didn’t get you anything this year.”

Visibly upset, she asks why.

He says, “You never used what I got you last year.”

She yelled, “IT WAS A BURIAL PLOT!”

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