The Clean-Shaven Man and the Beard

A facially clean-shaven man asks his wife to try something naughty in the bedroom.

The horny couple dash upstairs…

“Get undressed and do a headstand by the full-length mirror.”

His wife excitedly complies…

The man rests his chin between her legs and starts umming and arring…

“What are you doing???” she asks, still excited….

“Well, I wanted to see what I looked like with a beard!”

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Posted: June 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: appearance, intimacy, marriage humor
Sensitivity: PG-13