Albert and the Divorce Court

Albert wanted to divorce his wife, so they went to court.

Judge: “Are you sure you still want to divorce your wife?”

Albert: “Yes, Your Honor. I’m serious.”

Judge: “Don’t you regret it?”

Albert: “How could I not? Why should I keep a wife who goes out every night to cafés, bars, and clubs?”

Judge: “Does your wife drink alcohol?”

Albert: “Uh… no, sir.”

Judge: “Does she like dancing and partying?”

Albert: “Not really, sir.”

Judge: “Then what does she do every night in those places?”

Albert: “She’s looking for me, sir.”