An elderly gentleman had suffered from serious hearing problems for years.
He finally went to a doctor and was fitted with a set of excellent hearing aids.
A month later, he returned for a checkup.
The doctor smiled and said, “Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be thrilled that you can hear again.”
The old man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit there quietly and listen to their conversations.”
He smiled and added, “I’ve changed my will three times already.”
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