Dad went off to buy a beer, and little Johnny happened to spy the bull’s cock flopping around beneath his belly.
“Mummy, mummy! What’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly!?” Johnny asks, pointing.
Embarrassed, his mum looks away and mutters, “Oh, don’t worry about that, Johnny. That’s nothing.”
Dad comes back and mum goes off to use the washroom.
Once mummy is gone, Little Johnny asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly?”
“That’s the bull’s cock, son,” his dad answers. “He uses it to mount and make love to a cow.”
“But mummy said it was nothing!” Johnny replied.
Dad leans back with his hand behind his head and takes a sip of his beer.
“Son… I’ve spoiled that woman…”
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