The Beer CEOs at the Bar

Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.

The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”

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If I Were God

If I were god, I’d wait till the seventh day and try to do it all that evening, but then I’d probably get sidetracked when I invented Comedy Central and I’d have to ask for an extension on the eighth day. And if I didn’t get it, who cares? I’m god!

Posted: June 5, 2026 (4 months ago)
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