A wife arrives home on her husband’s day off.
She asks, “Hey Hubby, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
He says, “Erm… I dunno. Why?”
She gives him a sexy smile, shakes her cleavage and says, “I wonder what’s in there?”
Husband smiles, reaches in and pulls out a $20 crumpled note.
Wife asks, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
Husband says, “No I haven’t,” and starts to grin.
She gives him another sexy smile and pulls up her skirt.
He reaches into her tight panties and pulls out a crumpled fifty dollar bill and starts breathing heavily.
“Now,” she says, “have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”
“$50,000?! Where do I see that?” he asks, eyes wide open and heavily aroused.
She says, “Go look in the garage.”
Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.
More chaos like this
Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.
Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday
No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.
