Warm Milk and Viagra at the Nursing Home

A man was at the nursing home asking his father how the nursing home is doing. His father told him everyone treats him nice, the food is good, and every evening they get a warm glass of milk and a Viagra pill.

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Outraged, the man jumps on the first orderly he sees and asks him why they are giving his father a Viagra pill with a warm glass of milk at night!

The orderly explains, “The milk makes them sleepy and the Viagra stops them from rolling out of bed at night.”

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