The Master Key and the Bad Lock

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A woman said, “If I sleep with 3 men, I’m labeled EASY.

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But when a man sleeps with 10 women everyone calls him a real man. How come?”

A Chinese man replied, “It’s very simple.

Confucius say, when one lock can be opened by three different keys, it’s a bad lock!

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!”

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My friend said his favorite Star Wars quote was, “Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father.”

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Posted: June 9, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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