What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?

The letter ‘f’.

Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail

Heckle this joke

Got a better punchline or a worse take? Drop a one-liner.

Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 · Moderated before publishing.
Related chaos

More chaos like this

Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.

Joke An Elephant At The Bar Joke Donating Blood Joke My Best Friend In Bed Joke Three Men In A Soviet Bar Joke The New Bull Joke Avram’s New Cow

More posts

I figure I’d better get started smoking now.

I figure I’d better get started smoking now. Otherwise in a few years my son might bring home from pre-school a crappy clay-and-elbow-macaroni DVD player.

Posted: February 19, 2026 (7 months ago)
Views: 0
Shares: 0
Topics: animals, politics
Sensitivity: Clean