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Penguin Covered in Mustard

Penguins are funny. Mustard is funny. But do you think a penguin covered in mustard would be funny? I don’t know, but it might help if he were wearing a bib, ’cause bibs are funny.

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Posted: February 19, 2026 (6 months ago)
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