It’s Pronounced Quiche

When Trump was still infesting the White House the first time around, he and Mike Pence were having breakfast.

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The waitress asked Pence what he wanted and he replied, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”

“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?” asked the waitress.

Trump replied with his trademark lecherous leer, “How about a quickie this morning?”

“Mr. President!” the waitress exclaimed. “How rude!” And she stormed away.

Pence leaned over to Trump and whispered, “Mr. President, it’s pronounced quiche.”

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