If GOP candidate Mike Huckabee’s is elected president, he plans to build a fence to keep the aliens out of the U.S. Maybe I’m the moron here, but it seems that once you manage to traverse the entire galaxy, it’s unlikely that eight feet of chain link is going to stop you.
Topic: politics
Political jokes, public meltdowns, campaign nonsense, and democracy having a day from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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If aliens landed in my yard today and said, “Take me to your leader,” I’d probably refuse.
If aliens landed in my yard today and said, “Take me to your leader,” I’d probably refuse. Not to protect the president, mind you, but because I’d be too embarrassed to admit to an advanced civilization that we elected this guy.
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I’ll bet more kids would sign up for the debate team in high school if they only knew
I’ll bet more kids would sign up for the debate team in high school if they only knew how vital it would be in kicking total ASS during lunch-hour pop culture arguments in the Best Buy breakroom someday.
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Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask who knew that we were the first country to elect a president fluent in Yoda-speak.
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I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass
I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass as half full, and I like to think of her as half naked.
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Discussing Unbalanced Population Growth
When discussing the global effects of unbalanced population growth, let’s remember that for some people, bucket seats mean birth control.
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March Madness Used to Mean Basketball, Not Politics
March Madness used to mean basketball, not politics.
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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I’d Rather Watch a Video of My Conception
I think I’d rather watch a video of my conception than watch another debate.
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Today’s Intelligence World Changes So Rapidly
Today’s intelligence world changes so rapidly; it’s all the CIA can do to pretend not to keep up.
