Why Would Bob the Mailman Want That

A couple of guys are at a bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”

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“What?” says his buddy. “That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?”

“That’s right,” says the first guy.

“Jesus,” says his buddy. “Why would Bob the mailman want to fuck that?”

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