A man and a woman are on board of the plane of an overnight flight.
“Looks like everyone’s asleep, let’s go…”
Sound of footsteps.
“There’s a free one right there. No one’s looking, you go in first.”
“It’s a bit tight… let me sit down. Did you bring a condom? Put it on, quick!”
Loud heavy breathing.
“Oh, my god… it’s amazing.”
A long, drawn-out sigh.
A hissing sound over the intercom, followed by a voice: “This is the captain speaking. I am addressing the two passengers who have locked themselves in the rear lavatory. We know what you’re doing in there, and it is strictly prohibited by airline regulations. Ditch the cigarettes and take the condom off the smoke detector!”
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