The Weekend Hunter and the Swollen Eye

A man leaves for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home afterward, he spends the entire weekend hunting with his buddies and blows his whole paycheck.

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When he finally gets home Sunday night, his wife is furious. She spends the next two hours giving him an earful.

Finally, she asks, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

He replies, “That’d be fine with me.”

Monday comes and goes, and he doesn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday pass with the same result.

By Thursday, the swelling has gone down just enough for him to see her out of the corner of his left eye.

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I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep.

I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep. My standards may be low, but I draw the line at accepting money from corpses.

Posted: August 6, 2026 (2 months ago)
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