Three men were comparing how dumb their blonde wives were.
The first man said, “My wife is so dumb, she can’t do math past the third-grade level!”
The second man said, “Oh yeah? My wife is so dumb, she thinks Cheerios are earrings!”
The third man said, “I’ve got you both beat! My wife is so dumb, she was packing to go on a girls trip last week, and she must have packed a hundred condoms. And she doesn’t even have a single penis!”
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