Grandpa Lived to a Hundred

An annoyed lady approaches Little Johnny after watching him eat a bag of candy for some time.

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“You know little boy, eating that much candy isn’t good for you!”

“Oh yeah, well my grandpa lived to be a hundred.”

“Oh really? But did he eat a lot of candy?”

“No, but he minded his own fucking business!”

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