A ninety-five-year-old man was asked, “Do you still call your wife ‘darling,’ ‘sweetie,’ or ‘honey’ at this age? What’s the secret?”
He said, “It’s been ten years. I’ve forgotten her name, and I feel scared to ask now.”
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