A lawyer sits in the aisle seat on a plane next to two doctors and kicks off his shoes.
The doctor in the middle seat says, “You know what, I’d really like a coke.”
The lawyer says, “I’ll get it for you.” He gets up and while he’s gone, the middle doctor picks up one of the lawyer’s shoes and spits in it.
When the lawyer returns, the doctor in the window seat says, “You know what? I’d like a coke too.” The lawyer obliges and gets up, during which time the doctor in the window seat spits in the lawyer’s other shoe.
When the plane lands, the lawyer puts his shoes on, immediately realizes what happens, and says, “Why must this animosity continue between our professions? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
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