Two brothers, 7 and 5, decide they are old enough to start trying some bad words. They head downstairs to their mum waiting in the kitchen.
The oldest says to her, “Hey bitch, get me some Cheerios.” Before he could blink, his mother slaps him across the head and shouts, “What did you say to me?! Go to your room right now and don’t come out!”
She puts on her best mum smile and turns to the youngest. “Now… What would you like for breakfast this morning?”
“I dunno, but it sure as fuck ain’t Cheerios!”
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