A Guy Comes Home from Work

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.

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The guy says, “Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!”

And his wife says to the stranger, “See? I told you he was stupid.”

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Posted: September 10, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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Topics: infidelity, marriage, sex, work
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