Avram’s New Cow

Avram needs a new milk cow, so he travels to Minsk to buy one. When he returns, he immediately sees a problem with the new cow.

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Every time the bull approached and mounted the cow to mate, the cow would pull away and run to the other side of the pasture. This went on for several days.

Getting desperate and not knowing what to do, Avram contacted his rabbi for advice. He explained, “Rabbi, my new cow will not let the bull mate. Every time he tries, she runs to the other side of the pasture.”

The rabbi thinks for a moment, then asks, “Avram, did you, perhaps, get this cow in Minsk?”

“Why, yes! How could you have known that?”

There was a long pause, then the rabbi sighed, “My wife is from Minsk.”

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Posted: September 16, 2026 (1 week ago)
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